Today we chat about the human ass aka gluteus maximus (minimus in some people’s cases- he he he) aka buttock, shortened to butt. I myself am curious to know why we look at people’s asses. It’s done in romance novels all the time, so I’m right on the romance course with this post.
When a person is walking away from you, tell me that your eyes don’t drift down to see if that behind is jiggly, firm, gigantic, small, inverted, or perfect. For the love of all that is good, tell me that I’m not the only one who sometimes desires to throw a coin at someone’s huge ass just to see how far away it lands after bouncing off. The bigger the ass, the greater the distance? Or is it the firmer the ass the greater the distance.
With that said, I’ll let you all know that I have a big gluteus, so I am totally justified in writing this post.
I’ll leave you with my favorite butt songs of all time. Ross and Rachel sang it to baby Emma to make her laugh and it was hilarious. Take it away Sir Mix A Lot.
Why is the human ass such a fascinating feature?