Is Plastic Surgery a Possibility?

I love makeover shows. Whether they're doing makeup, clothes, or plastic surgery I will watch until someone snatches the remote control away. I was watching Botched with my cousin and I asked her what she'd have done if she could. I won't share her answer, but I was surprised.

Me with my father

What would I have done you ask? My nose. It's a rather large honker. I am my father's child in so may ways. It seems he connected the intelligence gene with the nose one. My mother had this adorable nose and when I was growing up she'd tell me to pinch my nose to shape it. It wasn't the most maternal thing she could've done because it made me ultra aware of it. Yes I'm still a cute woman, but I wonder just how much cuter I'd be if my nose wasn't so wide. 

My beautiful mother

The thing about my nose is that although I don't find it as aesthetically pleasing as I should, it is perfect in every other way.

   1. I have absolutely no problems when it comes to breathing.

   2. I have a perfect sense of smell (um, relative to me).

   3. You can't see up my nose, so showing the world my boogers is not a problem.   

   4. I don't snore.

Most days my nose doesn't bother me because it suits my face. Big cheeks and full lips need a wide nose. Pert just wouldn't cut it. I'll admit that I don't like to get too close to the camera because my nose tends to say "honk me."  Which one of my cousins did once. I forgave him because his nose was even bigger than mine. Oh the laughs we had that day. 

Would I have plastic surgery done to make it smaller? I can honestly say I wouldn't because it is highly functional. I don't need to mess with something that's been working so well all these years. Besides as I mentioned before I watch those shows - the pain looks like it would be horrific- no thanks.

Next time we'll talk about liposuction. Ha ha ha. Just kidding.

Is there anything you would change about yourself?