Superhero special

Sometimes (usually after reading a book or watching a movie) I get the hankering to be ‘special.’ Not special as in being super rich, having everyone like me or being the president of the world, more like being able to fly, read minds, levitate things or do real magic. I know it’s not realistic or even likely but it doesn't stop me from wanting to laser some dumb-ass' behind with my eyes when it is well deserved (or just when I feel like it).