Today's featured book is Quanie Miller's new release, It Ain't Easy Being Jazzy.
Jazzy secretly wants to get back
together with her ex-boyfriend, Curtis, so when he calls and reveals that he’s
got something important to tell her, she’s got no idea that he’s about to
propose—to her first cousin and bitter rival, Mercedes.
The annual family dinner is coming up, and fearing that she will spend the evening seething while Mercedes flaunts her four carat engagement ring in her face, Jazzy asks Reggie, an Adonis she met at the mall, to accompany her. As fate would have it, not only did Reggie and Mercedes used to date; that backstabbing, leopard print wearing cow is still carrying a torch for him! Revenge. It’s never been so sweet.
But falling for Reggie? Holy crap! That wasn’t part of the plan! She’s got enough on her plate as it is; restaurant shootouts, a neurotic boss, a mother who spies on the neighbors, and a sister and best friend with man problems that could land them on Jerry Springer. Who has time to fall in love? So when Curtis comes sniffing around again—this time, with an accusation that sends her blood pressure shooting through the roof—the one good nerve that Jazzy’s got left has just about run its course.
The annual family dinner is coming up, and fearing that she will spend the evening seething while Mercedes flaunts her four carat engagement ring in her face, Jazzy asks Reggie, an Adonis she met at the mall, to accompany her. As fate would have it, not only did Reggie and Mercedes used to date; that backstabbing, leopard print wearing cow is still carrying a torch for him! Revenge. It’s never been so sweet.
But falling for Reggie? Holy crap! That wasn’t part of the plan! She’s got enough on her plate as it is; restaurant shootouts, a neurotic boss, a mother who spies on the neighbors, and a sister and best friend with man problems that could land them on Jerry Springer. Who has time to fall in love? So when Curtis comes sniffing around again—this time, with an accusation that sends her blood pressure shooting through the roof—the one good nerve that Jazzy’s got left has just about run its course.
Excerpt
My best friend, Serai, invited
me to her aunt’s seventy-fifth birthday party because she thought it was a
secret ambush by her family that would end with her marrying some guy that they
had found on Craigslist. “You have to come, Jazzy,” she begged me. “I think I
saw a wedding gown in my mother’s trunk. They’re getting desperate.”
“You’ll find somebody.
Besides, you can’t marry just anybody.”
“I don’t think they care
anymore. It’s been too long since Chuck and I broke up and they’re starting to
wonder about us.”
“Us?”
“Yes. You don’t have a man either.”
“That’s by choice!”
“I told them that even if I
were gay, you wouldn’t be my type, but that only made Aunt Cleotha clutch her
pearls.”
“Fine, I’ll go. But if the guy
from Craigslist is cute, I have first dibs.”
When I arrived at Aunt
Cleotha’s house and rang the doorbell, I heard music and laughter inside.
Serai’s nephew, Jordan, answered the door with one of those Super Soaker type
water guns and squirted me right in the eye. His mother, Kimmy, scooped him up
and squeezed his cheeks. “Jordan, baby! Don’t do that!” She looked at me apologetically
and handed me a napkin from her bosom. “I’m sorry, Jazzy. He hasn’t had a nap
yet.” As if that explained it. The truth is that the little fucker was just
bad.
Kimmy took the water Uzi from
Jordan, who kicked and screamed and said, “Put me dow-own!” He wiggled free and ran around the
room kicking people in the shins while Kimmy chased him. I wiped my face with
the napkin (it smelled like Victoria’s Secret Amber Romance Body Splash and
tangerines) and walked around saying hello to the people in Serai’s family whom
I knew; Uncle Raymond, Aunt Delores, and her cousin, Byron, who, no matter how
hard I tried to dissuade him, seemed to have the hots for me. I had tried
numerous times to pawn him off on my sister, but he insisted that Annie was not
his type.
I’d said, “Wait a minute; you
mean to tell me that a smart, sexy, confident, and beautiful woman is not your
type?”
“No,” he’d said, “I prefer
someone like you.”
“Define someone like me.”
“No bells and whistles. With
those pretty, independent women, you always have to worry about them sneaking
behind your back because they have so many options. But with someone like you,
I wouldn’t have to worry about that.”
“So just a regular, run of the
mill woman.”
“Exactly.”
“Someone who doesn’t have many
options when it comes to dating so she spends her nights baying at the moon.”
“Exactly.” He looked so nice
wearing that punch bowl. In fact, the best I’ve ever seen him look. So when he
saw me that day, he took off in the other direction. I guess having spiked
Hawaiian Punch in his eye really cured him of his crush.
Author Bio:
Quanie Miller grew up in New Iberia, Louisiana. She
fell in love with reading at an early age and spent most of her time at the
Iberia Parish Library discovering new authors like R.L. Stine and Christopher
Pike (she was often found walking back home from the library with a stack of
books that went up to her chin). She holds degrees from Louisiana State
University and San Jose State University. She has been the recipient of the
James Phelan Literary Award, the Louis King Thore Scholarship, the BEA Student
Scriptwriting Award, and the Vicki Hudson Emerging Writing Prize. She loves
writing humorous stories about strong willed, sassy women who can’t keep
themselves out of trouble. She lives in Charleston, South Carolina with her
husband and is currently, as always, working on another novel.
To find out more about Quanie and her works in
progress connect with her online:
Website: www.quaniemiller.com
Blog: www.quanietalkswriting.com
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/QuanieMillerAuthor
Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuanieMiller
Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/QuanieMiller
Email: info@quaniemiller.com
quanie@quanietalkswriting.com
Blog: www.quanietalkswriting.com
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/QuanieMillerAuthor
Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuanieMiller
Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/QuanieMiller
Email: info@quaniemiller.com
quanie@quanietalkswriting.com
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Thanks for featuring the book!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a sassy book, Quanie! Congratulations and much success!
ReplyDeleteI love the excerpt!
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